Well this is awkward.

These decent-sized creosote bushes don’t really account for a lot of shade, but it’s more comfortable than being under the vehicle.

There’s no way you could handle staying inside that thing, even with the windows down. So yeah- a nap under the biggest, shadiest bush you could find made sense considering your options. Until (and well after sunset) you woke up from your hazy fade to a snake slowly brushing by your neck.

You reflexively swipe at it but in doing so you also whack it right in the mouth. The snake’s fangs are stuck in your palm! You throw your arm in a wild arc, trying to sling the snake off. This works, but you also feel the heat from it’s venom start to throb in your wrist.

It’s pumped ever faster by your own startled heart up into your armpit, tingling. This is happening way too fast. 

You immediately jump up and rush to the driver’s side door trying to escape this waking nightmare, but you feel a tingling in your neck and nausea start to take over. You stumble over the asphalt shoulder as you swing around the front of the vehicle, splaying headlong into the road itself. You can barely get your hands out to stop your fall and your head just

donks

off the asphalt like some cartoon sound effect. You note the sound well, because it seems so much louder than the blood that’s pounding through your eardrums.

What’s in a name like Death Valley, right?

Your arms feel like they aren’t yours anymore.

You taste something like metal in your mouth. Your vision begins to tunnel.

Your chest shudders. You can barely see down the road anymore…

Can’t even move… and so you wait; with a faintly sinking, almost roadkill feeling?

You can start over, if you’d like.